Took my Redneck self to the Dentist last week to check on a sore tooth. The Dentist blew a puff of air on to the sore tooth and asked "do you feel that air?". So naturaly I asked him "That air what?"
You may be a Redneck if You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture. |
| You may be a Redneck if You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures. |
You may be a redneck if....You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had any I.D. And you said, 'Bout What?' |
